parrt.gif (3654 bytes)

Updated November 19, 2003

Terence does battle with the diabolical authoritarians of Planet Sol 3.
Terence ruins their nefarious plans for him and becomes... a programmer?

A completely serious, no-nonsense, startlingly-accurate autobiography

Motto: "Why program by hand in five days
what you can spend five years
of your life automating?
"
Quote: "Being an expert in XML is like
being an expert in comma-separated
values.
"

My resume and vita (PDF).

Secret identities

Rants and other spooky stuff

Here's what I'm currently up to: